“Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me to give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to include all white guys who add -izzle to anything. J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle.”— Eric Weinberg, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“You don’t understand — some of the humor in my favorite TV show seems problematic, but it’s just ironic.”— Arwen Downs, mcsweeneys.net