“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get its egg back. Why did it need to get its egg back? It was rolling down the hill. Why was the egg rolling down a hill? The farmer chose to build his farm on a hillside. Why did the farmer build his farm there? To be closer to the marketplace where his produc…”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get The Chinese Daily. [Pause] Do you get it? No Me, neither. I get The Times.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com