“What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Wife: ‘I love you.’ Husband: ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’ Wife: ‘It’s me. Talking to the wine.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Is that what makes art/ so desirable? What makes the under-wine flesh tasteful?”— Luther Hughes, theadroitjournal.org
“I have drunken deep of joy, And I will taste no other wine tonight.”— Percy Bysshe Shelley, en.wikiquote.org
“For me, comedy and wine are the same thing. My house parties, too. They're all just different tools for bringing people joy.”— Eric Wareheim, rollingstone.com
“Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.”— John Keats, amazon.com
“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”— Brandon Sanderson, amazon.com
“As I get older, my appreciation for wine has just increased. I fell in love with wine through my travels, but knowing what the wine country is all about definitely makes it my own.”— Jeff Gordon, articles.latimes.com
“Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere.”— Jennifer Lawrence, dailymail.co.uk
“Drinking one glass of wine can put you at ease and increase your interest in becoming intimate. But too much alcohol can ruin your ability to perform.”— Alexia Severson, healthline.com
“Choose a night you are both free, buy the same bottle of wine, pick the same movie and spend a relaxing night together.”— Kelley Lord, elitedaily.com
“Buy a coloring book (one of those sweet adult ones, or even a kiddo one will do) and a set of markers. Then light some candles, sip some wine, play soft music, and have a relaxing and romantic indoor coloring date.”— Marisa Donnelly, thoughtcatalog.com
“Wine and painting classes are popping up all over the place and let you get creative with your cutie.”— Jené Luciani, shape.com
“A wine bar crawl. Instead of sticking to just one spot, hop from place-to-place, grab seats at the bar, and order different kinds of wine and tapas all along the way. It's waaay more interesting than a boring ol' sit-down dinner.”— Lauren Valenti, marieclaire.com
“That bottle of wine that you have in case of a 'special occasion' and how 7pm starts to feel real 'special' when you got no other booze”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com