Quotes tagged ‘Womanhood’

(198 total)

“Little Black Dresses To Match Your Blood-Filled Stilettos”

“Avoid First-Date Disappointment By Rescheduling Until Never”

“6 Wines That Pair Well With Having Just Gotten Off The Phone With Your Mother”

“I LIVED IT: I Was There But I Wasn’t Tagged in The Photo”

“How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did”

“8 Guys on Tinder That Have Been to Machu Picchu But Never to Therapy”

“Follow-Up Texts to Send Him After You Text Him Too Many Times”

“Vague Advice to Give Your Friend While Tuning Out Her Emotional Breakdown”

“Cute Feigned Laughs for When He’s Showing You Any Youtube Video”

“I LIVED IT: We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had To Pee”

“Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine”

“Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap”

“I LIVED IT: I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off”

“Brave! Woman Leaves For The Night With Only 22% Battery”

“How to Get Away With Posting The Pic Only You Look Good In”

“5 Mistakes Every Woman Should Dwell On”

“How To Make Small Talk As If Life Isn’t a Constant, Crippling Nightmare”

“Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk”

“Two-Woman Apartment Has Seven Types of Milk”

“How To Get Men to Chase You But Not When You’re Jogging At Night”