“Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“People are willing to pose nude for artists they don’t even know – color me cautious, I think it seems sketchy.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Craigslist is a unique place where you can find a one-night stand or one nightstand.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Anacoluthon is a kind of grammatical mismatch, where a sentence begins with one pattern, and then switches to another pattern.”— Geoffrey Leech, amazon.com
“In photography, you've got to be quick, quick, quick, quick. Like an animal and a prey.”— Henri Cartier-Bresson, washingtonpost.com
“Because he swings so neatly through the trees, an ape feels natural in the word trapeze.”— Richard Wilbur, poetryfoundation.org