“We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.”— Dan Povenmire, Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Arnold (voice), Toran Caudell, imdb.com
“I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.”— Bob Uecker, books.google.com