“Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather smell terrible (but you can’t smell it) or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather have your SO look through all your text/chat/email history or your employer?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather cut off one of your fingers or pay $5,000 of your own money for the person you hate most to go on a spa vacation?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone’s assistant you choose?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com