Quotes tagged ‘Yo mama jokes’

“Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you? Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do! Petey Jones: That ain't funny!”

— Gregory Allen Howard, imdb.com

“Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so old, she farts dust.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so ugly, cats put sand on her.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so ugly, the boomerang don’t come back.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so old, her Social Security Number is 1.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so ugly, even Ripley’s cannot believe it.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she walked outside with a bowl.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc