“Whether you're a weepy Cancer, a grounded Capricorn, or a fiery Leo, no one's immune to the power of the stars.”— Smosh, youtube.com
“Virgos exist to bring order to the world. You can be air dropped into a mess and in half an hour you will have tamed the chaos into something Instagrammable and functional with some optimal combination of spreadsheets, ergonomics, stackable bins, and notebooks.”— Kiki O'Keeffe, manrepeller.com
“It is said that, in the very beginning, before the zodiac ruled us all via astrology meme accounts and monthly horoscopes, it was many gods and goddesses that ruled the earth and heavens.”— Sarah Barnes, manrepeller.com
“If you luck out and find a Gemini who’s right for you, you are going to be in a romance of constant discovery.”— Danny Larkin, broadly.vice.com
“Being a Sagittarius is beautiful and painful. We project a steel exterior, so hardly anyone asks if we’re okay. We smile when we have to. We endure.”— AstroPoets, wmagazine.com
“Astrology can help us to understand why we react to different situations — slumps included — based on our unique personality traits.”— Esmé Stern, manrepeller.com
“If you're a straight man with a lot of female friends, you probably tolerate astrology.”— Hannah Ewens, vice.com
“You can't really go wrong with this hummus and you always know what you're going to get, just like the sensible and simple Taurus.”— Spoon U, teenvogue.com
“Every sign has its own unique way of showing love and affection, and how they interpret it in return.”— Rachel Shatto, elitedaily.com
“I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you care a tiny bit about astrology by this point. Because as you know by now, it reveals all about the things that are most important in life.”— Erin Taj, melmagazine.com
“You'll want to be extra careful not to get so caught up in the magic of the other stars that you're not aware of where you're going — both literally and metaphorically.”— Brandi Neal, bustle.com
“I’m actually one of those people that loves a challenging match. I don’t believe that it can’t lead to love or something meaningful.”— Astro Poets, wmagazine.com
“La Croix Zodiac Aries: Cran Raspberry Taurus: Lime Gemini: Peach Pear Cancer: Key Lime Leo: Mango Virgo: Lemon Libra: Coconut Scorpio: Passionfruit Sagittarius: Pamplemousse Capricorn: Tangerine Aquarius: Apricot Pisces: Pure”— Astro Poets, twitter.com