Quotes tagged ‘Zombie Haikus’

(17 total)

“She is still beging, but no longer for my help. She wants her nose back.”

“You'd think I'd get full eating so many people but really, I don't.”

“Teeth can bite through bones. The hair is hard to swallow. Brains squish easily.”

“Everything I thought tasted a lot like chicken really tastes like man.”

“She's always with me Especially if my gut can't digest toenails.”

“My dad used to say 'Always finish what you start,' so I eat her hair."”

“I can remember good food that mom used to make. I bet mom tastes good.”

“Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains.”

“One thing on my mind, only one thing on my mind. I'm going to eat you.”

“Something is not right. If my blood is in puddles, Why do I feel strong?”

“I am in trouble. She is chewing on my neck from ten feet away.”

“That stuff on Beth's face... there's one thing I know for sure: that's not spaghetti.”

“You are so lucky that I cannot remember how to use doorknobs.”

“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.”

“Biting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

“Little old ladies speed away in their wheelchairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”