18 Disturbing ‘Zombie Haikus’ That Perfectly Describe How We’ll All Die In The Zombie Apocalypse

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Ryan Mecum savagely (and poetically) describes the inevitable zombie apocalypse in ‘Zombie Haiku.’ Whet your appetite (for brains) with these chilling excerpts. 

“She is still beging, but no longer for my help. She wants her nose back.”

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“You'd think I'd get full eating so many people but really, I don't.”

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“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

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“Everything I thought tasted a lot like chicken really tastes like man.”

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“She's always with me Especially if my gut can't digest toenails.”

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“My dad used to say 'Always finish what you start,' so I eat her hair."”

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“Teeth can bite through bones. The hair is hard to swallow. Brains squish easily.”

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“I can remember good food that mom used to make. I bet mom tastes good.”

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“Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains, Brains.”

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“One thing on my mind, only one thing on my mind. I'm going to eat you.”

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“Something is not right. If my blood is in puddles, Why do I feel strong?”

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“I am in trouble. She is chewing on my neck from ten feet away.”

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“I start the engine, but it's really hard to steer with Beth on my hood.”

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“That stuff on Beth's face... there's one thing I know for sure: that's not spaghetti.”

— Robert Mecum, amazon.com

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“You are so lucky that I cannot remember how to use doorknobs.”

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“I loved my momma I eat her with my mouth closed, how she would want it.”

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“Biting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

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“Little old ladies speed away in their wheelchairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

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