18 Men Talk About The Micro-Annoyances All Girls Do Without Realizing It

18 quotes

We all do things without realizing it! Here, 18 men talk about the tiny weird things women tend to do without thought.

“Choke people to death with their Medusa hair when you are spooning.”

— hoyadestroyer, reddit.com

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“They're ALWAYS cold. Always.”

— lazypersongm, reddit.com

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“Leave hair. Lots of it. Everywhere.”

— Tempered_In_Fire, reddit.com

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“All their farts come out once they are sleeping. Pooot. Yep she's poot poot asleep. Poot.”

— midsize_sasquatch, reddit.com

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“They get hungry when they see the food. Me: Babe I'm gonna make some food really quick do you want anything? Her: No thanks I'm not hungry. *Sit down with my food* Her: Oooh that looks good I just want a bite! *Proceeds to eat 50% of my food and smile about it*.”

— AmareLoremIpsum, reddit.com

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“Women don't seem to be aware of back splash. It has happened more than a few times where I go to a females house and lift the seat to pee and the underside of the seat looks like a Jackson Pollack. I guess it's because they never lift the seat and just don't notice.”

— savethought, reddit.com

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“Check out their own cleavage while walking. We totally see that.”

— alwaysfrees, reddit.com

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“They size up each other. I used to think it was just a guy thing. But if you've ever gone people watching you'll see most girls size up the girls around them. You can see subtle movements, especially of the head.”

— 2_Ducks_in_a_Handbag, reddit.com

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“Hair clips everywhere.. fucking hair clips.”

— BigBrother79, reddit.com

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“Whenever a guy is near, they switch to peripheral mode and try to act like they aren't looking when they are. The body stops moving natural due to her focus on trying to act like she not trying to look.”

— effin_clownin, reddit.com

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“Pretend to be 'wacky' and fun...no you just look like you dropped on your head as a child...”

— McSeptim, reddit.com

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“Ignore complaints we have about their behavior but expect us to automatically correct issues they have with us. I feel like this happens more in relationships but its usually a source of frustration for me.”

— Professor_JR, reddit.com

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“Women stare at penises. I work in a hospital and most people are wearing scrubs. Yes you can see the outline/bulge of the goods. Women stare at it in the stereotypical movie fashion of a man staring at breast. The problem is that it is more obvious because it is much lower. F**king animals.”

— DannyTrejoChestTatoo, reddit.com

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“Play dumb. I will never understand how playing dumb is cute. It's not, it's just dumb.”

— HeyGirlAreYou18Yet, reddit.com

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“Forget the concept of time. Sometimes it's as if they live outside of it. Especially when getting ready for things.”

— Timman888, reddit.com

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“Rub their cake face on my shirt. lmao.”

— grxxv, reddit.com

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“Pick their underwear out of their buttcrack. I see this quite often in public and I don't even think the girl notices she's doing it”

— _RE_TARDIS, reddit.com

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“The more of them that congregate together the higher their voices get. Its almost like they develop an 'accent' when together that they don't when they're alone, every sentence seems to end with a question,and the word 'like' is used as a punctuation mark.”

— IndiaNgineer, reddit.com

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