30 Creepy-Ass Two Sentence Stories That Will Make You Close Your Web Browser Forever

“I wish I didn't survive the Great Famine of 2083, to go on living with such constant hunger and to go on and starve until your morals no longer matter. To know what your own children taste like.”

— WAWDoing, reddit.com

“Being one of the first people on the moon has it's perks. Being the only one to be forgotten doesn't.”

— daPWNDAZ, reddit.com

“I just gave birth to the perfect child. He's so still and quiet, but are all boys born this blue?”

— Feral_Fox, reddit.com

“The boy lay in bed, a familiar dull pain in his legs, just below the kneecaps. After the accident, he hadn't thought it possible to retain the sensation of your legs being separated from your body.”

— daPWNDAZ, reddit.com

“Since I started dating again, my ex-wife glares at me whenever we're in the same room. I should have sewed her eyelids together before mounting her head so high on the wall.”

— derogatorydolphin, reddit.com

“Quickly growing confident in my newfound ability, I soared through the air and touched clouds for the first time in my life. I was utterly fearless until the voice above me said ‘I’m going to drop you now.'”

— Markojpp, reddit.com

“She soothingly hushed my cries as she hugged me. Then, with a loud crack, she absorbed my broken body into hers.”

— Markojpp, reddit.com

“I thought I heard one of the kids opening the furnace earlier. Then I remembered the handle was on the outside.”

— wutang77, reddit.com

“Every night at bedtime, I hear my daughter saying 'Hi' to an empty room. Tonight, I heard somebody say 'Hi' back.”

— jbtyrone, reddit.com

“I didn't have an appointment at the clinic, I was a walk-in and knew I was going to have to wait a while. It didn't make me nervous to get shots or anything, but it did make me nervous that they kept calling people in and nobody was coming out.”

— Thexthy, reddit.com

“I didn't realize my skydiving instructor was out to get me. Accidents don't begin with 'bye'”

— SirCorley, reddit.com

“Do NOT buy the acne face masks. Every time I apply them, the larvae just eat it.”

— Feral_Fox, reddit.com

“My wife and daughter surprised me at work today. Of course, I didn't realize it was them when the murder-suicide call first came over my radio.”

— Feral_Fox, reddit.com

“I don't know how 'It' started but it told me that as long as I post this and someone else reads it, then it will leave me alone and go after them until they post it as well. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I just don't want to die.”

— WAWDoing, reddit.com

“The box gift wrapped with shiny red wrapping paper was filled to the brim with packing peanuts. The Mother frantically dug into the box knowing what, or should I say who, she was about to find.”

— WhiteKongX, reddit.com

“I always loved crunching through the piles of leaves that turned red and fell off. When I stepped through, I heard a different crunching, and I realized these leaves were painted red after they fell.”

— haileyfucker69420, reddit.com

“I always knew I wasn't meant to be a parent, so I turned my back on my children. After the tide washed them away, I drove home from the beach alone and relieved.”

— Feral_Fox, reddit.com

“Like a kid in a candy store. I thought to myself, as I stood in a packed nursery room.”

— WhiteKongX, reddit.com

“Every day my stomach grew bigger I panicked that I was pregnant. But every day my stomach started sinking in was much more frightening.”

— RhiaLirin, reddit.com

“Jack felt a twinge of sadness as his mother’s coffin rumbled through the crematorium doors. His sadness turned to joy, however, when the screaming started.”

— jbdregan, reddit.com

“I opened my eyes again. And so my reflection closed theirs.”

— Nycprodigy, reddit.com

“Ellie watched with horror as all the people began to flash out of existence. She turned to beg him to stop what he had started, but the barrel of the pistol was already in his mouth.”

— jbdregan, reddit.com

“My neighbor, Maggie, has lots of those porcelain masks in her house. It was only when she mentioned that one of her family members passed away, that I would notice a new one had been put up on her wall.”

— Thexthy, reddit.com

“When my grandfather retired from being a coal miner, I asked him what was the scariest part of his job, thinking he'd say cave ins or deadly gas. Instead he just let his gaze wonder off to the side in silent surrender while he quietly revealed, 'There are things that live at the bottom of this world…”

— WAWDoing, reddit.com

“My wall clock went counter-clockwise for eight seconds. Since then I haven't seen a single human on earth in over a month.”

— necrorat, reddit.com

“'So what was the murder weapon?' the detective asked the medical examiner. "I'm not sure,' he replied, 'all these scratches...they're, they originated from inside him.'”

— WAWDoing, reddit.com

“The floor beneath me creaked and I could see his eyes glance in my direction. But he'd been sitting in front of the computer for so long, he wouldn't see me crouched in the darkness.”

— Argonautica, reddit.com

“I was in a store the other day admiring some handbags, I thought it was cute how they were made to resemble cats and covered in fur and with the heads and everything. That is until I seen a very distinctive heart shape in the fur on one of the bags, odd how it resembles my cat who went missing last…”

— cr4zy_b3autiful, reddit.com

“Nearing the end of my life, I saw a faraway light and felt a faint warmth. As the light drew closer, the warmth became a burning heat, and I realized I wasn't destined for Heaven after all.”

— ShutainzuGeito, reddit.com

“I'm laying on the surgeon's table naked. I can feel the doctor digging around in my body, the anesthetic didn't work, I'm unable to move or speak but I can feel everything.”

— cr4zy_b3autiful, reddit.com