26 Of The Greatest 'Elf' Quotes We Could All Use In Everyday Life

“There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I’m sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world? I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I planned out our whole day. First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food?”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Son of a NUT-cracker!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannn-cisco. Fran-cis-cooo.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Nice purple dress. Very purpley.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“So, good news—I saw a dog today.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“You sit on a throne of lies!”

— Will Farrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Santa! Oh, my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!”

— Will Ferrell, amazon.com

“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Not now, Arctic Puffin!”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com

“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”

— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com