“Ruby Sue: Uncle Clark, are you sure you ain't Santa Claus? Clark: I'm sure... I can't even afford to be an elf.”— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”— J.R.R Tolkien, amazon.com
“I'll be your Santa Claus if you want, and I'll be every goddamn elf you want.”— Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Dave, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath.”— Paul Wayne, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com