18 Profound Phily Dunphy Quotes That Will Help You Live Your Best Life

“Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like 'what?!'”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Act like a parent, talk like a peer. I call it peer-renting.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I'm looking you in the eye.'”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“If you get pulled over for speeding, tell them your spouse has diarrhoea.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets.'”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Every beautiful woman deserves flowers. Cauliflowers.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Watch a sunrise at least once a day.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com

“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.”

— Phil Dunphy, amazon.com