“Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I'm looking you in the eye.'”Tagged: humor
“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.”Tagged: Expectations, humor
“You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets.'”Tagged: humor, First Impressions
“Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute.”Tagged: humor, Family, Parenthood
“Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.”Tagged: humor, Loneliness
“Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt.”Tagged: humor, Life
“I’ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”Tagged: Family, Fatherhood, humor
“So Laura’s trying to test me? Bring it on. I’ve been tested my entire life. They could never find anything.”Tagged: humor