Latest Quotes

“You didn’t ask to be part of the narrative? Sorry. Did John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, or Harry Styles ask to be part of your narrative that you used to portray yourself as a victim?”

— Todd, RIP Taylor Swift (2009 - 2016)

“We calculated in advance the number of casualties from the enemy, who would be killed based on the position of the tower. We calculated that the floors that would be hit would be three or four floors. I was the most optimistic of them all. Due to my experience in this field, I was thinking that the…”

— Osama bin Laden, Transcript of Osama bin Laden videotape

“When a white female artist pens countless songs bashing her ex-flames & former friends without their stamp of approval, it's considered "musical genius" and "art" but when a black male artist does so, it's considered "character assassination." Another racist double sandard in our country which must…”

— Daniel Preda, via twitter.com

“President Nicolas Sarkozy's refusal to remove his forces from Afghanistan is nothing but a green light for killing the French hostages. We repeat the same message to you: The release of your prisoners in the hands of our brothers is linked to the withdrawal of your soldiers from our country.”

— Osama bin Laden, Timeline: Messages from bin Laden

“The day America will take such decision to execute Mohammed and any others it would have taken a decision to execute whoever we capture.”

— Osama bin Laden, Timeline: Messages from bin Laden

“I came up with 40 new business ideas—everything from creating software to setting up hospital chains, since my wife’s father is a doctor and has a hospital. Then I had about 25 success measures that I used to decide which idea to pursue. One success measure was that I should fall in love with a part…”

— Masayoshi Son, Japanese-Style Entrepreneurship: An Interview with Softbank’S CEO, Masayoshi Son

“Ultimately this involves three unfathomably rich and famous and annoying people who will continue to be unfathomably rich and famous and annoying. But what Taylor did is a form of what Darth Susans have been doing since America’s inception. Using the inherent empathy and benefit of the doubt her Whi…”

— Damon Young, How Taylor Swift Is The Most Dangerous Type Of White Woman, Explained | VSB

“People usually compare the computer to the head of the human being. I would say that hardware is the bone of the head, the skull. The semiconductor is the brain within the head. The software is the wisdom. And data is the knowledge. If you look at these carefully, you don’t think the skull has the m…”

— Masayoshi Son, Japanese-Style Entrepreneurship: An Interview with Softbank’S CEO, Masayoshi Son

“Here is America struck by God Almighty in one of its vital organs, so that its greatest buildings are destroyed. Grace and gratitude to God. America has been filled with horror from north to south and east to west, and thanks be to God. What America is tasting now is only a copy of we have tasted. O…”

— Osama bin Laden, Bin Laden's Statement: 'The Sword Fell'

“Never, ever underestimate a people's pride, no matter how broken theymight be. It is very easy for Iraqis to hate Saddam and resent America for overstaying. Tap into people's dignity and they will do anything for you. Ignore it, and they won't lift a finger. Which is why a Pakistani friend tells me…”

— Thomas Friedman, The Humiliation Factor

“Be willing to live a few years how most people won’t, so that you can live the rest of your life how most people can’t.”

— Mastin Kipp, Live How Others Won't So You Can Live As Others Can't

“Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine”

— Patti Smith, Patti Smith Gloria

“I'm far from broke, got enough bread And mad hoes, ask Beavis I nothing Butthead”

— Big L, Big L -- '98 Freestyle Lyrics

“Life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.”

— David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway.”

— David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”

— David Wong, John Dies at the End

“Let me lick you up and down till you say stop.”

— Another Level, Freak Me

“Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah: Miami, uh, uh.”

— Will Smith, Miami

“Push yourself. Don't Settle. Just live well. Just LIVE.”

— Jojo Moyes, Me Before You: A Novel (Movie Tie-In)

“I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.”

— TLC, No Scrubs