Latest Quotes

“True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.”

— Ellen Degeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.”

— Ellen Degeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, "I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster." Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feelin…”

— Ellen Degeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.”

— Ellen Degeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding

“I don’t want my sons to grow up learning what they ‘shouldn’t’ do. I want my sons to learn the important lessons – respecting boundaries, personal responsibility, kindness, humility, compassion.”

— Anonymous, I Won’t Teach My Sons ‘Not to Rape’

“Just as I will teach them that their actions have a ripple effect, I will teach them that they must deal with whatever comes their way from that ripple effect. I won’t teach my sons not to rape, because I’ll be too busy teaching them to take responsibility for their actions.”

— Anonymous, I Won’t Teach My Sons ‘Not to Rape’

“I won’t teach my sons not to rape, because I’ll be too busy teaching them the effect that every single one of their actions has not only on themselves – but on everyone around them, and even people they don’t know.”

— Anonymous, I Won’t Teach My Sons ‘Not to Rape’

“The Universe is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore. Many would happily move to somewhere rather smaller of their own devising, and this is what most beings in fact do.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“You’re paid a lot and you’re not happy, so the first thing you do is buy stuff that you don’t want or need—for which you need more money.”

— Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“If there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“And then, just when you think that you have experienced all the wonders that this world has to offer, you round a peak and suddenly think you're doing the whole thing over again, but this time on drugs.”

— Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

“How do you know you're having fun if there's no one watching you have it?”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“'The light works,' he said, indicating the window, 'the gravity works,' he said, dropping a pencil on the floor. 'Anything else we have to take our chances with.’”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Nobleness was one word for making a fuss about the trivial inevitabilities of life, but there were others.”

— Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying.”

— Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

“We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.”

— Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy