“Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.”Tagged: Love, Compassion, LGBQT, Pride, kindness
“At a four-way stop sign, the person with the prettiest eyes has the right of way.”Tagged: Stop Signs, beauty
“Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mind-set so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.”Tagged: Happiness, positive, Psyche, Negativity
“When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.”Tagged: risks, Success, Failure
“Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on the street saying, ‘I can't tell if that person is laughing or crying, but either way they seem crazy, let's walk faster.’ Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and…”Tagged: Laughter, Crying
“When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.”Tagged: Never Give Up, risks, Failure
“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”Tagged: Women in Comedy, Drunk, Drinking, Pregnancy
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”Tagged: Women in Comedy, Serial Killers, Funny, Self-Acceptance
“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”
“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”Tagged: food, eating, Weight
“True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.”Tagged: beauy, inner beauty, Principles
“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”Tagged: looks, Fitness
“Beauty isn't between a size two and a size eight. It's not a number at all. It is not physical.”Tagged: beauty, looks
“I think that kindness is an innate quality that we all have. We need to see more of it in the world.”Tagged: kindness, Friendship, Love
“Don't look behind you. Unless someone yells, "Look out behind you!" Then you should definitely look behind you because there's a good chance a Frisbee is being thrown at your head or, if you're in a movie, an attractive teenage vampire is about to attack you.”Tagged: Past, Future
“I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.”Tagged: Growing Up, Mistakes, Learning
“It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.”Tagged: Success, Failure, Perspective