“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you? Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and…”Tagged: humor, Virginity, Love, Marriage, Friendship