“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Elf
“They say the eyes are the window to the soul. You see so many bad things in your life. It all comes in through your eyes. And sometimes your eyes lie to you, and show you things you don't wanna see. The eyes see all the evil, all the evil in the world...”Tagged: Eyes, Soul, Lie, Evil, scary