“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”Tagged: Death, jesus, zombies
“Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.”Tagged: Murder, Death
“Many of you will be sitting in a room with laughing kids who won't be kids much longer, and proud grandparents who won't be around much longer, and it probably won't occur to you that all of it is as tenuous as a snowflake on a dog's nose. It won't occur to you that there will never be another…”Tagged: Holidays, Christmas, Death, enjoy the moment