“Josh: I don't know Drake, all this cheating makes me feel... dirty. Drake: Well, take a bath when you get home.”
“Drake: Look who's gonna be at this after-party, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, Ethan LaRoche... Josh: Who's Ethan LaRoche? Drake: I don't know, but he's gonna be there! [later] Josh: Hey, Drake! I just got an autograph from Ethan LaRoche! Drake: Who's that? Josh: I don't know!”
“Josh: Drake, we're supposed to be studying for our driving test! Drake: [playing a driving video game] I am! Josh: Drake, I highly doubt that our driven test will include stealing a bus and running into dragons. Drake: Do you know that for sure?”