“Drake: Look who's gonna be at this after-party, Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, Ethan LaRoche...
Josh: Who's Ethan LaRoche?
Drake: I don't know, but he's gonna be there!
[later]
Josh: Hey, Drake! I just got an autograph from Ethan LaRoche!
Drake: Who's that?
Josh: I don't know!”
More from Eric Friedman
“Josh: Drake? Drake: Yeah? Josh: You just met her and you're already kissing? Drake: I gave…”
“Drake: [talking about the Gary Coleman grills] I'm telling you, we didn't steal the…”
“Mrs. Hayfer: Drake, what's your favorite novel from the 20th century? Drake: Uh... Catcher…”
“[Megan has put a bucket full of water over Drake and Josh's bedroom door, and it falls on…”