“[Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time] Doug: Hi, I'd like three double cheeseburgers, one all the way, one no pickles, one no onions, a fish sandwich, four large fries and four grape sodas. Honker Burger Lady: What on Earth are you trying to say? Doug: What do you mean? Honker…”
“Mr. Dink: Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance? Mrs. Dink: Yes, dear. Mr. Dink: And do you remember what you said? Mrs. Dink: Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.' Mr. Dink: Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet.…”