“Mr. Dink: Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance?

Mrs. Dink: Yes, dear.

Mr. Dink: And do you remember what you said?

Mrs. Dink: Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.'

Mr. Dink: Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet.

Mrs. Dink: And into the refreshment table.

Mr. Dink: Still, wasn't that hospital really nice?”