Holly Riordan

371 quotes

Female

“You don’t feel bad if you don’t have sex, because you’re happy just spending time together.”

“They look at you like you’re the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen, even though they’ve seen you every day for years.”

“You can’t imagine sleeping with anyone else, ever again.”

“You enjoy making them climax as much as climaxing yourself.”

“You know how to tell them the new move they’re using sucks without hurting their feelings.”

“You’re not embarrassed when you get out of breath and have to ask them to get on top.”

“Whenever you see a sex scene on TV, you imagine doing the same thing with your partner.”

“They never say the wrong name. You’re the only one on their mind.”

“Their kisses against your lips turn you on as much as their kisses against your thighs.”

“You don’t need to turn the lights off, because they’ve seen it all before.”

“They go down on you. Frequently.”

“They remind you to pee after sex, so you don’t get another UTI.”

“They’ll stop the second you ask them to, without question or hesitation.”

“They ask if you’re in pain the second you look uncomfortable.”

“When you’re out in public, you have a way of silently telling them you want to sneak away together.”

“You’ve already had sex in every room of the house.”

“You have adorable after-sex-selfies saved on your phone.”

“You’ll have sex, even during period week.”

“Sometimes, you actually call it “making love” instead of “fucking.””

“You have a special song you like to play while making love.”