“Jason: We love each other. She makes the bass drop in my heart. Janet: And Jason is a person who was near me, and then he asked me to marry him, and there is nothing in my protocol that specifically barred that from happening. So I agreed. Jason: Love you too, babe.”Tagged: Love, Robot, Marriage, joke
“Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should go get it, girl. So I'm going to go get it, girl. Michael: Get what? Janet: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.”Tagged: Breakups, Heartbreak, Self-Care, Sadness, joke