“Fred Flintstone: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner] Wilma Flintstone: FRED! Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH! Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”Tagged: Spying, peeking, Snooping
“Television Producer: Now I know you've been rehearsing at home, and you know your part. But project. You know, project. You're the frogmouth. You're loud, you're noisy, you're obnoxious. Lots of decibels, you got it? The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me.…”Tagged: TV Shows, producers, Frogmouth, Audition
“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind,…”Tagged: song parodies, Domestic Violence
“And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... and... slap your face!”Tagged: FCC, Threats
“Wilma Flintstone: Don't tell me you've never married, Greta. You were the most popular girl in school. Greta: Oh I guess my standards were too high. I played hard to get and, well... I just didn't get got.”Tagged: Marriage, hard to get
“Make your hobby hubby. Keep your hubby happy. When he's a little chubby, he's a happy pappy. With Rockenschpeel!”Tagged: ad jingle, chubby hubby