“They can sense the second you are fine without them and then they just swoop in and fuck everything up.”Tagged: Exes
“But you know that he can sustain a relationship about as long as he can probably hold a boombox over his head.”Tagged: Relationships, Boombox
“When I first met you, I thought you were a tremendous narcissist who lucked into a life of unspeakable privilege.”Tagged: Narcissism, Privilege
“Um, have you ever spent the whole day in your bed just smokin’ pot and havin’ sex?”Tagged: pot, Sex, laziness, Leisure