“Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired! Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend! Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!”
“[Dog believes that there are aliens who moved in next door, and he sees Winslow who came back from visiting them] Dog: They turned Winslow blue! Cat: He's always blue. [Winslow bumps into the wall a couple times] Dog: They sucked out his brain! Cat: He probably forgot to put his contacts in. Winslow…”