“[Dog believes that there are aliens who moved in next door, and he sees Winslow who came back from visiting them]
Dog: They turned Winslow blue!
Cat: He's always blue.
[Winslow bumps into the wall a couple times]
Dog: They sucked out his brain!
Cat: He probably forgot to put his contacts in.
Winslow T. Oddfellow: Gee Wilikers!
[puts in his contacts]
Cat: There. See?
Dog: Winslow never ever said "Gee Wilikers" before!”
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