[Dog believes that there are aliens who moved in next door, and he sees Winslow who came back from visiting them]

Dog: They turned Winslow blue!

Cat: He's always blue.

[Winslow bumps into the wall a couple times]

Dog: They sucked out his brain!

Cat: He probably forgot to put his contacts in.

Winslow T. Oddfellow: Gee Wilikers!

[puts in his contacts]

Cat: There. See?

Dog: Winslow never ever said "Gee Wilikers" before!

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