“Mr. Dink: Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance? Mrs. Dink: Yes, dear. Mr. Dink: And do you remember what you said? Mrs. Dink: Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.' Mr. Dink: Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet.…”
“Roger: Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?! Doug: I'm a slug.”