Buzz Lightyear: [sees Woody's ‘Sheriff’ star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake. Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
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Joss Whedon
Joseph Hill Whedon (; born June 23, 1964) is an American screenwriter, director, producer, comic book writer, and composer. He is the founder of Mutant Enemy Productions and co-founder of Bellwether Pictures, and is best known as the creator of several television series, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003), Angel (1999–2004), Firefly (2002), Dollhouse (2009–10), and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (from 2013). Whedon co-wrote the Pixar animated film Toy Story (1995), wrote and directed the Firefly film continuation Serenity (2005), co-wrote and directed the Internet miniseries Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (2008), and co-wrote and produced the horror comedy The Cabin in the Woods (2012). He wrote and directed the Marvel Cinematic Universe superhero films The Avengers (2012) and its sequel Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), and also co-wrote the script for the DC Extended Universe film Justice League (2017), for which he also served as director on reshoots. 2Early life Born in New York City on June 23, 1964 as Joseph1 Hill Whedon, and being a third-generation TV writer, he is a son of Tom Whedon, a screenwriter for Alice in the 1970s and The Golden Girls in the 1980s, and a grandson of John Whedon, who worked on The Donna Reed Show in the 1950s and The Dick Van Dyke Show in the 1960s. His mother, Ann Lee (née Jeffries) Stearns, originally from Kentucky, was a teacher at Riverdale Country School as Lee Whedon, and an aspiring novelist. His parents had both acted, and appeared in a play together at the Harvard Radcliffe Dramatic Club. Whedon is the younger sibling of Samuel and Matthew Whedon and older sibling of writers Jed and Zack Whedon. At a young age, he showed great interest in British television with series like Masterpiece and Monty Pytho
Buzz Lightyear: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home. Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.
Woody: Buzz Lightyear? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you? Buzz Lightyear: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you? [camera pans out] Woody: Now Buzz Lightyear, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace. Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
[Woody and Buzz Lightyear pass over the Moving Van] Woody: Uh, Buzz Lightyear, we missed the truck! Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!
Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here? All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1: A stranger. Alien #2: From the outside. Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh. Buzz Lightyear: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. [all the Alien Toys gather around him]
Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone. Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.
Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
Woody: [thinks Buzz Lightyear has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz Lightyear... Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it? [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [laughs hysterically] Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz Lightyear!…
Woody: [screams] This is the part where we blow up! Buzz Lightyear: Not today!
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.
Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet. Woody: Oh, well, that's good. Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet. Are we? Woody: No. [they start fighting]
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic! Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
Woody: All right. That's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y. Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’ Woody: The word I'm searching for; I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. Buzz Lightyear: Toy? Woody: T-O-Y, Toy! Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger’. Woody: The word I'm searching for—I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star…
I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Hamm: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong? Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy…
To infinity and beyond!