“He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra take out your taters'.”Tagged: Sandra From Superstore
“We spend hours on the phone, just talking. He loves my taste in music. I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. We make love on silk sheets. Oh, God, he's gentle and strong. Sometimes he's dark. He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked, 'Are you afraid?' And I said, 'Yes.'…”Tagged: Funny Monologues, Being Seduced