“Kevin: Baby, hand me those matches. I’m about to burn this door down. Michelle: You’re going to light a fire in a windowless room that we’re trapped in. Kevin: Why do you got to make my ideas sound stupid?”Tagged: matches, Arson, stupid ideas
“I’m a fraud, Max. I’m not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything.”Tagged: Fraud, Cheating
“Thug: Stop! [he points the gun at her] Annie: Wait, wait! I have kids at home. Thug: Not with an ass like that you don’t. Annie: Oh. Well, thank you.”Tagged: kids, Robbery, nice ass
“I’ve always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill.”Tagged: Camaraderie, Friends, skill, Games of Chance