“Theda Funnie: We've been asked to attend a parent/teacher conference? Phil Funnie: Son, you flunked a math test? Theda Funnie: You're being suspended? Phil Funnie: They're sending you back three grades? Theda Funnie: You're being expelled? Phil Funnie: They're tearing up your permanent record? Theda…”
“Doug: Judy, you've got a date with Cassius tonight, right? Judy: A date? Mom and Dad dated, Dougie. Dating went out with bell bottoms. Doug: But you're wearing bell bottoms. Judy: Don't get smart.”