“Theda Funnie: We've been asked to attend a parent/teacher conference?

Phil Funnie: Son, you flunked a math test?

Theda Funnie: You're being suspended?

Phil Funnie: They're sending you back three grades?

Theda Funnie: You're being expelled?

Phil Funnie: They're tearing up your permanent record?

Theda Funnie: You flunked a math test?

Phil Funnie: You're under arrest?”