“Sara: Dad you need to put something healthy in there. Kevin: Look—there’s beef jerky. Chock full of protein. And it’ll keep him out of the dating pool for a few years.”Tagged: healthy food, beef jerky, dating pool, bad breath
“Chale: My visa has expired. It says here I could get deported! Kevin: Well, you keep in touch.”Tagged: Visa, Deportation, goodbye
“Don’t throw that out. At the bottom there’s a coupon for a kung fu lesson. I want to go to it.”Tagged: Coupons, Kung Fu