“Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip. Timmy Turner: Uh, what's the bad news? Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.”
“But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE.”
“Timmy Turner: A dead end! I'm doomed. Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life. Timmy Turner: I'm only ten! Cosmo: I said good not long.”