“You guys would make shitty chess players. We're two moves from being checkmated.”Tagged: insults, Chess, Checkmate
“I'm cleaning up. What, they think these are gonna save someone's life? ‘Suicide's not an option’? Yeah, you know what? Clearly it is an option, you know? Why don't they put up a poster that says ‘Don't be a fucking dick to people’? Why don't we put up that poster?”Tagged: Suicide, Being A Fucking Dick, PSAs
“Justin Foley: Whatever happens to us happens to you, too. Alex Standall: If I kill myself, you die, too?”Tagged: Suicide, Karma
“Sometimes you judge people. I mean, we all do. Sometimes you just live to regret it.”Tagged: Judgmental, Regret