“Ren: You're giving me the can? Are you sure? Stimpy: Go ahead. It's yours. [Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully.] Ren: You're one of the good ones, man.”
“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry? Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy! Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”
“[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks] Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work? Stimpy: They're full of glue! [glue oozes out of the top of the socks] Stimpy: I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat! Ren: [shouts] You filthy swine. I will kill you!”
“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog. Stimpy: Yes sir! [Checks yard through fence] Stimpy: Hm... nope, no dog! Ren: Oh, boy! [Ren runs…”