“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog.
Stimpy: Yes sir!
[Checks yard through fence]
Stimpy: Hm... nope, no dog!
Ren: Oh, boy!
[Ren runs into yard]
[Sounds of Ren getting beaten up]
Stimpy: [peeks over fence] There's no dog... but there's a baboon!”
More from Bob Camp
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
“...death is life's great reward!”
“They grow so fast, then leave ya. You just hope you raise them right.”
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”