“Zim: Okay Gir, now, which way is home? Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know. Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip. Gir: Oh, I took it out. Zim: Took what out? Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy. Zim: Why would you do that? Gir: To make room for the cupcake.…”
“Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir? Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish. Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.”
“Zim: GIR! GIR: [Suddenly bursts out of a turkey] It's me! I was the turkey ALL ALONG! Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to... GIR: I was in the turkey! MEEEEE! Zim: Yes, so you were.”