Zim: Okay Gir, now, which way is home?

Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.

Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.

Gir: Oh, I took it out.

Zim: Took what out?

Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.

Zim: Why would you do that?

Gir: To make room for the cupcake.

Zim: Great! Just great!

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