“Clay: Nudity is a horrible thing and should only be committed as a last resort. You know the 11th commandment. Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy. Orel: Oh, yeah. Those lost Commandments always throw me off.”
“Orel: Gee Dad, I'm sorry I goofed up. I was just trying to be good so you could love me more than you do now. Clay: Oh Orel, I could never love you more. People only have a certain amount of love in them and I'm afraid I have to divide mine up between at least a dozen people. Orel: Oh. Clay: But…”Tagged: Daddy Issues