Sierra Teller Ornelas

9 quotes

“The last guy I dated only hung out with me to play chess with my dad and the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.”

“I can't be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?”

“People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.”

“God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.”

“I can't be a single mom. I have never even driven on the highway before. What if the baby needs to go downtown?”

“Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair. That should be in our constitution.episode”

“The last guy I dated only hung out with me to play chess with my dad and the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.”

“Some days you get the giraffe, and other days you get the wig.”

“I guess I'm just a human vibrator, built for Amy's pleasure.”