Malory: And what the hell are you wearing?

Archer: I think, technically, it's a... loincloth?

Fashioned out of a baby-doll nightie.

[Malory lifts a finger to say something, then lets out a sigh]

Well, sorry, Mother. I didn't know I was going to a funeral.

I would've worn a black one.

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