“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white, male US…”

“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a…”

“I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.”

“I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”